Your "This Station WILL Be Completed On Schedule" Quizo Update

Very little this week again, I'm afraid. And I know the tournament results haven't been posted yet. I will bring them tonight and give them out to everyone. There is a reason for all this, though.

The reason is that I learned last week that I got a new job, starting this morning, at Lockheed Martin. Something to do with making spaceships and satellites and such. Yes, it's true, now I will finally have access to the orbital death lasers I have been threatening people with. As one person put it, "you'll be fine at work as long as you don't push the red button." Good timing, too, as I was just starting to get sick of playing poker so much. But the mad preparations for said job transition have taken up pretty much all of the last few days.

I will make up for these egregious errors in some way. Probably by bribing you all with candy. You seem to enjoy that. And rightfully so. Candy is quite delicious, after all.

Very quick tournament update: Alias Pseudonym Undercover is currently in first place, followed by Das Boot, followed by Oprah's Book Club. More details tonight.

All right, then, I'm off to build the Death Star. Gotta remember to mention that whole "exhaust port" thing in my first meeting.

JLK